I had the opportunity (make that: “I was suckered into”) to watch the movie Delta Farce this weekend. Starring the fattest of the redneck comics- Larry something or other- along with one of his unfunny co-stars and that skinny kid from a movie I think I saw a preview for a long time ago, this movie sucked major ass. Not only was the movie piss, but I had to watch 3 Dane Cook-movie previews. It was like someone farting in your face before they punch it.

The plot had something to do with the three forementioned “actors” getting called over to Iraq. But because they are stupid and apparently the US drops random equipment all over the world, they end up in Mexico. Pretty dumb. All I know is that all three of those shit actors survived, so it had a sad ending.

Please don’t watch this movie.